This time, I'm confident of finding a cure for schitzophrenia. By pure luck, I came across this in the shop. By administering a healthy dose of Manuka honey combined with (if you can get it) the prescence of Orgone accumulators, it is a surefire way to get rid of horrid thoughts. Manuka honey is recognised worldwide for it's medically awesome properties, esp. when treating exit wounds or stings. Don't expect immediate results though, like all medicines, it takes time to work properly.

OK, usually I don't have any problem with insects or crap, but the last few nights here I been itchin', like omfg itchin' bitchin'... First up, I thought it was my sleeping bag, that I may have been allergic to it or something, but noooo. When I awoke this morning, I found a red insect of some sort feeding on my arm!! :( It is like a tiny fly, or tick. Damn, I found it disgusting and was horrified. This type of stuff only happens when cleanliness goes downhill. The matress seems ok, but everything is a bit grotty and could do with a good clean. I have told the manager I want this sorted, literally I am scared to be in the room if i'm going to lose a pint of blood every day...
For the meantime I purchased insect spray and blasted everything and washed all the stuff again, but I don't think it's over cos I found another one this afternoon :( I really hope this guy gets the pro's in to deal with it and make sure it's done right, otherwise i'm outta here bro, literally, get some other sucker, lol.

Oooohh itchy :(

Well, couple of weeks back, I was fiddling round with Linux to see if it worked basically. I didn't install it or none of that silly crap but put it on a pendrive (actually a SD card in my case). The version is called Puppylinux and it works. The idea behind this, is that in a perfect world, you would be able to chuck the pendrive onto any computer like a mac or pc and boot linux from the pendrive. I haven't tried it on a mac and probably won't bother, but yes it works on pc. I even got the wirless crap working after several hours of cussing. The appeal of it is that the os isn't buried on a hd and is in solid state chip. Anyways after a few mins I wondered if there was any softs like fruityloops for music and there is this clone LMMS which is now ported to work on WinXP... So basically, If you bought and paid for FL on pc, yer an idiot!!! I has only had a few minutes working out this soft and it seems nae bad. Basically FL studio, proper legit free version. Gonna have to fiddle with this more, right up my street this.

Something, I've been into lately is losing weight... When in the UK I had a fantastic set of water weights shaped like dumbells and it cost £12 delivered from the net. Ironically the same weights out in Aus cost over $100...! Anyways one of the first things I did when off the plane was to buy a weight. I went to a shop called KMART and bought a set... When I got home, the bar was missing... !!@"@ sake I thought, I paid $45 for that and it wasn't right, damn the bit. Well after returning to the shop and some derogatory comments, I swapped 'em for this "Kettle-Bell" weight, AKA HYPER EXTENSION (Extensions of Hyper Activity;), no, really. Well, I guess it does the job. Anyone in the know can tell ya, to lose the beef, eat nuffin' but salads for a while and lift dumbells for at least 15mins daily. No kid, yar beef will drop at hell pace, but you gotta keep it up. I tend to try and aim for 15 pushups at least also when doing this jiggy stuff, it all helps. Cut to the chase, it's not dumbells nowadays, when you go to your gym or sports shop, just ask for a set of HYPER EXTENSIONS, they are bound to know what you mean...

Right. Interesting conversation with a local in this place about passports and visa shit. Apparently this guy lived 20 years in London and was originally born in NZ. After 20 years he tried to claim immigrant status and was knocked back. I was like wtf min?! You know, that's pretty ill. So anyways, we was talking about passport stuff and where it all originated from. It would appear that the very first travel documents were made by Muslims in order to pass from one town to another. They were very basic and basically a note that would be passed to the local brass when visiting a nearby town to let them know that they were cool. But... The passport that we know today, was properly introduced by King Henry the 5th of England, and from there it gets pretty dull.

Just a random I took from the bus. Auckland rains quite a lot, and then you get a very hot sunny day too ;) Overall, if you can hack the international atmosphere here, as in, a thriving Chinese & Pakistani community, yell probably be ait. Not to mention the Mauris & Kiwis, but they are almost a minority in this city, or if they are here, they must be hiding somewhere, lol. Nah seriously though, the Mauris I've met so far are decent and the Kiwis are genuinely good natured. I like.

Well, took this snap as one of the guys here is a diving dude. He came in with all this like what is called sea eggs and some lobsters. This things was still crawling around a bit. Now, I've had lobster before, and it tastes fantastic. If you like crab, yell love lobsters. You dip 'em in soy sauce and eat. The laddie who scooped this wicked catch did it using a snorkel. No fancy aqualung tanks or any that crap, just shallow water. I asked if he fancied aqualung stuff, but he reckoned there wouldn't be an airtank big enough for the amount of time he spends in the water (anything upto 8 hours at a time.) I was impressed with this.